February 2011
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, THIS IS HOW THE OSCARS WENT DOWN LAST NIGHT?
- King Colin won, as predicted.
- JESUS WAS COMPLETELY LOUD AND INSANE, AS PREDICTED.
- RDJ AND JUDE ARGUED LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, AS PREDICTED.
- THERE WAS SOME CROSS DRESSING.
- HBC WAS ALSO FLAWLESS, AS PREDICTED.
- AND KIRK DOUGLAS COMPLETELY STOLE THE SHOW.
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
—Josephine Hart (via libraryland)





