mini-portrait

mymindsmadness:

thisisasickness:

whenigetupsodoyou:

maybethings:

katiebour:

yaminoyume:

bskizzle:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

thisunithasasoul:

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

misszombilicious:

m3lodigression:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

omg, i need this…

Yespls

The bits I read from the excerpt were kind of entertaining.

The one positive thing that comes from crap getting popular. Parodies.

“Maybe Victoria’s secret is that she’s colour blind.”

oh my god

WHAT!? So I know what I am going to see if we have at work tomrrow 

“”Hello, Miss Steal,” he says, gazing at me gazingly with his gazing gray eyes.”

h e l p

*********

FANNY MERKIN?

/DYING

Oh my god, I need this book.

I love the pseudonym.

DAD. DAD. FOR YOU. OKAY?

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA EARL GREY BUYS A NICKELBACK CD. omg. people you have to read this

First Paragraph Of the book:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

…..

I NEED TO READ THIS.

“I’m Edward Cullen. I mean, ‘Earl Grey’. Have a seat?”

Lololololol

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