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"I read, I go to the movies, listen to music — I am just the same as everyone else, only I am always looking for inspiration, looking to create. I am always searching, always on a quest for a beauty, for ideas and a muse to seduce me."
- John Galliano
"I read, I go to the movies, listen to music — I am just the same as everyone else, only I am always looking for inspiration, looking to create. I am always searching, always on a quest for a beauty, for ideas and a muse to seduce me."
- John Galliano
Posts I Like
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Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger at the Cannes Film Festival Winners dinner, May 27th
These two are so damned adorable.
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“Sansa: “You were Robert’s queen!”
Cersei: “And you will be Joffrey’s. Enjoy.”—You go Cersei, you beautiful lady, you.
Game of Thrones
Who I Follow
Posts tagged "accurate"
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
- POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
- THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
- HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
- FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
- VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
- DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
- BLACK METAL: The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
- GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
- DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
- PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
- GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
- NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
Damn, like, Petyr is actually one of my favorite characters from the books.
Yes I know.Plus I’ve loved his actor in other things.And there were definitely some scenes in the first season I fucking loved (not That Brothel Scene, ftr.)
But I feel like I’m watching HBO’s grasp on this character…
Much easier to read if you click on it to EMBIGGEN the pic properly.
I’m reblogging myself shamelessly. THIS is what I was referring to.
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
- After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
- Before tumblr: He's cute
- After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
- Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
- After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
- Before tumblr: I'm bored
- After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
- After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself
I read some fucking weird fanfiction
(via tahnos-boyfriend)
- mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
- me: the father of my children
- mom: what
- me:
- me: what
(via bidonica)
- Sò er mejo del Tufello!
- Sò er teribbile de la Tibburtina!
- So mejo io!
- No io!
- Te Sgaro!
- Te Spanzo!
PUM! PUM!
- ‘A fijo de na’ Mignotta!
Romanzo Criminale: un episodio qualsiasi (via terapeta)
Car-bo-i-dra-ti. Tirare una striscia di coca da qua a Fiumicino e ritorno è più socialmente accettabile che mangiare un fettone di tiramisù essendo grasse, anche perché la coca è anoressizzante: la tiri, non hai fame, dimagrisci, magra è bello. La donna grassa che mangia in pubblico scatena nelle vicine (di qualsiasi taglia) una reazione di disgusto: cazzo mangi che sei enorme, magna de meno. La donna grassa ha nel piatto le stesse cose che hanno loro. Car-bo-i-dra-ti. Il disgusto è un boomerang, lo tiri alle altre ma torna indietro.
Ci sono ovviamente quelle che dicono “Me ne frego”, come se fregarsene non fosse già una forma di riconoscimento di una norma. Quelle che “Mi piaccio così” e poi aggiungo “Certo, non sono Kate Moss, ma agli uomini…” perché il corpo non è – NON È – una faccenda personale, deve essere comunque relativizzato: se non piaci alle altre donne, quasi di certo piaci agli uomini e quindi ne guadagni. Ci sono quelle che “Mangio di tutto e non ingrasso”, che si dividono fra magre naturali ventenni nullipare e bugiarde, con un clamoroso sbilanciamento verso le seconde. E ci sono anche quelle che mangiano per sfida, per dare noia alle loro pari con aspirazioni di inappetenza, alle quali ovviamente non potrebbe fregare di meno. Quasi nessuna mangia e basta.
Ci sono ovviamente quelle che dicono “Me ne frego”, come se fregarsene non fosse già una forma di riconoscimento di una norma. Quelle che “Mi piaccio così” e poi aggiungo “Certo, non sono Kate Moss, ma agli uomini…” perché il corpo non è – NON È – una faccenda personale, deve essere comunque relativizzato: se non piaci alle altre donne, quasi di certo piaci agli uomini e quindi ne guadagni. Ci sono quelle che “Mangio di tutto e non ingrasso”, che si dividono fra magre naturali ventenni nullipare e bugiarde, con un clamoroso sbilanciamento verso le seconde. E ci sono anche quelle che mangiano per sfida, per dare noia alle loro pari con aspirazioni di inappetenza, alle quali ovviamente non potrebbe fregare di meno. Quasi nessuna mangia e basta.
